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theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

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homierectus:

drake be on another plane

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Bones | MS MR 

dig up the bones but leave the soul alone

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Every S.H.I.E.L.D. agent has at least one skill set that’s only used if the situation demands it. For Hawkeye, it’s ballet. For the Black Widow, it’s hockey. For Maria Hill, it’s auctioneering, and for Nick Fury, it’s crocheting (just to name a few). And it’s not like they know just enough of their skills to get by; they’re actually really good at them.

Every S.H.I.E.L.D. agent has at least one skill set that’s only used if the situation demands it. For Hawkeye, it’s ballet. For the Black Widow, it’s hockey. For Maria Hill, it’s auctioneering, and for Nick Fury, it’s crocheting (just to name a few). And it’s not like they know just enough of their skills to get by; they’re actually really good at them.

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ahs:coven meme: characters [6/6] → fiona goode

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